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You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit Tank Top

$22

Color: Black

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Ho-ho-HOLY HELL—it’s the most brutally honest Christmas tee you’ll ever own. This ain't your grandma’s jolly ol’ Saint Nick. This is the dark-side Santa, bathed in sinister red and rockin’ a glare that says you've been real naughty. Complete with bold, drippy horror-style lettering that spells it out plain: You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit.Perfect for rebels, grinches, or anyone who's over the forced holiday cheer. Rock this tee at Christmas parties, family dinners, or anywhere you wanna spread some anti-holiday truth.

100% combed ringspun cotton. Unisex sizing and loose drape design for relaxed fit. Heather is a cotton/poly blend

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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