Cart Preview (0)

Your Cart is empty

You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit Bag

$25.82

Color: Black

Style

Bag FAQ

Ho-ho-HOLY HELL—it’s the most brutally honest Christmas tee you’ll ever own. This ain't your grandma’s jolly ol’ Saint Nick. This is the dark-side Santa, bathed in sinister red and rockin’ a glare that says you've been real naughty. Complete with bold, drippy horror-style lettering that spells it out plain: You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit.Perfect for rebels, grinches, or anyone who's over the forced holiday cheer. Rock this tee at Christmas parties, family dinners, or anywhere you wanna spread some anti-holiday truth.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More