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Proper Posh Patrol – British Bobby with a Piglet Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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This cheeky and surreal design features a classic British Bobby in full uniform, confidently carrying a piglet while rocking a bold shade of red lipstick. Is it satire? A statement? Just plain absurd? Yes! A mix of tradition and rebellion, this design adds a quirky twist to the serious face of law and order. Unexpected, iconic, and delightfully weird.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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